The Lottery, Recreated

THE LOTTERY

CAST

Clint Eastwood as Old Man Warner

Hes really old and ugly, also in Gran Torino he plays a really real grumpy old man.

Dennis Waterman as Mr. Summers

Hes a brittish actor who plays Gerry Standing on the show "New Tricks". In the show hes the comic relief, and does the roll well. This would fit in with the storys accounting of Mr. Summers joking around with all the people who come to pick out their ticket.

Robert Pattinson as Mr. Adams

Because he plays a good moron. Also hes a ungodly bad actor, so for this role of a nervus moron he wont have to try to hard, because it wont make any difference. Plus his character is marryed to Jessica Simpson, see below.

Jessica Simpson as Mrs. Adams

Mostly because I runny out of actors I know, and because I real don't like her, shes not a good actress so she gets a minor role. And with Robert as Mr. Adams I can put two horrible actors together,maybe they'll get together and talk about horrible acting together.She should bring her dog and be a crazy dog lady.

Alan Rickman as Mr. Hutchinson

Because he played Severus Snape in "Harry Potter" and should be really off. The weird person that nobody talks to, he needs cats, lots and lots of cats and a knited swetter vest.

Emma Thompson as Mrs. Hutchinson

The only charatcter that I've ever seen her do was Sybill Trelawney from the "Harry potter"movies, but boy did she do it well. The character of Sybill is an anoying and slightly crazy person who, by the end of the movie everyone would be glad to see dead.

Alun Armstrong as Mr. Graves

Because he as a perfect minion face, he would also make a good Egor. I could just see him standing right behind Mr. Summers shoulder, with a creepy half grin.

_ as Mr. Martin

_ as Baxter Martin

The worst gift that I've ever gotten

The worst gift that I've ever gotten was a book. Now that my sound really odd coming from me, but its true. I actively discourage people from giving me books, I hate getting books as presents for lots of reasons. One main reason is that people never ask me what type of books I like before they get me one, they just get a book that they like, and very few of my friends/family read alot and my moms the only one who reads the same books as I do. Every other member of my family reads history, yes like text books, and even tough I can't name all the types of books that my friends read, I do know from asking them on occasion and gifts that I've been give that we don't read the same books.
Why do people buy me books for gifts when they know that I pertty much live at both the school and public libarys? Why would they waist their money and my time on something that I've probly already read or looked at and decied not to read it? I gess that they, when they see me, Iam always reading. So they think that I like books, why not get me a book? But it never occours to them that because Iam always reading that I may have already read whatever book they wish to get me or that I have no intension of reading it.
When I talk to my family and friends I always bring up horses, because I love horses. I would rather any horse related gift over that of a book. But to this day the only people who get me horse related gifts are Jessie, my mommy and dad, Kaitlyn my little sister, and once my grandpapa and mother. But no matter how much I hint at my distant family and friends horse related gifts are still in short supplie.

Calgary Flames

The Calgary Flames are our top priority for the H1N1 vaccine. Why? Well for the most obvious reason would be as a Canadian citizen, could you live without hockey players? No. So we need to take the uttermost care of our sports persons or risk depriving ourselves of the most important part of Canadian culture. Canadian culture is rich with putting the traditional values above all else, like the hunting for seals. We up in this frigid waist-land need some connection to civilization, the sport of hockey is one of very few connections that we have. Hockey is a graceful sport where the men and women of our Arctic country dress in thick padding, welding long wooden sticks and chasing a rubber chunk, puck, around. Of course our proud and famous Calgary Flames deserve the best. When the average Joe has fear of Swine flu he can rest assured that someone hes never met, who's the picture of health and can afford the best medical treatments, will be taken care of.

It is a well known fact that hockey players travel, a lot. Not only do the travel for the same reasons as you or I, to see family for example, but hockey players travel as a part of their job. To entertain the masses they have to move their muscle bound frames from towns as north as Canada and as far south as the United States of America

Who would you honour with a national holiday?

If I could honour one person with a national holiday I would have to chosse from many chose candidates. I could nominate Doc Holliday for his drinking, gambling , debauchery and gun slinging skills. Not only is he a western legend but he had an awsome mushstash and that along is a reason. Mr. Holliday was not only one of the most famous drinkin' gun slingers around but he was an educated man who at the age of 19 he entered dental school. None of this may seem reasons to nominate Doc for a national holiday. Doc Holliday holiday would be the best holiday name ever! To celebrate we could drink age appropret beverages and play card games untill shooting breaks out. I think that this would be a true holiday with some real festive spirit, of the likes that we have lost with all other holidays. All other holidays are now so comerslized that they just don't seen like holidays anymore, now most holidays are about rushing to buy the appropiate items for the holiday. Well not Doc Holliday Day!

So this June 19 have a Happy Doc Holliday Day!!!!

FaceBook or FaceCrack?

References:
http://www.addictioninfo.org/articles/2171/1/Potential-Facebook-addiction/Page1.html

http://www.futurelab.net/blogs/marketing-strategy-innovation/2008/05/are_you_suffering_from_faceboo.html

It was a horrible rainy Wednesday when Stacie learned a horrible thing, some people are addicted to FaceBook! She had heard people joking before about "FaceCrack" but never did she think that it was a real problem, now she knows.

This horrible and terminal condition is so devastating that it is even worse than cocaine and alcohol! According to Rob Bedi a registered psychologist and assistant professor at the University of Victoria " “This is not something you can quit cold turkey,” said Bedi. “While a cocaine addict can put down his drug and an alcoholic his drink," Quote taken from "Potential Facebook addiction" a blog by Misc Author. This worries many, even ask student Jessie Gottlied from Charles Bloom Secondary School. When asked how she feels and whether she thinks its true she replies, "well I am not addicted to FaceBook, but I think its true because I've seen my cousin who's addicted to FaceBook. I've seen her stay up until 2:30 Am,(on FaceBook) and that kinda worries me." Not convinced that this disorder is real? Well FaceBook even has its own support group says Mr. Belshaw, with 150 members. And taken from the popular blog "Are You Suffering from Facebook Addiction Disorder (FAD)?" there are even a list of symptoms taken from the blog:

• Tolerance- This refers to the need for increasing amounts of time on Facebook to achieve satisfaction and/or significantly diminished effect with continued use of the same amount of time. They often have multiple Facebook windows opened at any one time. 3 is usually a sign and over 5 you're helpless.

"Helpless" yes, you read that right, too much FaceBook and you become helpless. FAD is so bad that its renders those suffering with it without help, this is a mordern day problem that doctors and politicians everywhere should be concerned with, and that's only the first symptoms.

The Sandwitch from Hell

Once apon a time there was a man named Mahir who worked as a stunt man. When he was lucky Sometimes Bollywood would hire him to do crazy stunts that the regular stunt men wouldn't do. Today was such a day.
It was a beautiful december day, and Mahir was sitting at his favorite curry bar waiting for his orange tuna and curry sandwitch when a dirty slum child ran up to his table.
"Mr. Mahir! Mr. Mahir! You are to be at the show! Jag has comited suiside and Qutub refuses to work without another! Bollywood needs you!"
"Lead to way Thin-Short, we shall go save Bollywood!"

*

As they arrived at the set both Mahir and Thin-Short were over come with snarly welcomes.

"Hay you! Ya thats right I'am talkin' to you ugly; move it!"

"Out of the way!"

"Give me back my purse you hoolagan!"

Mahir looked down at Thin-Short as he put away a blue beaded purse,

"Gotta eat Mr."

Thats when a four foot high man wearing a sky blue shirt and a canary yellow vest can flying over their heads, only to land seconds later in a vibrantly coloured heep. Untangling himself, the small man pulled out a matching outfit for Mahir.

"Qutub, there seems to be a red stain on this shirt....." The small man named Qutub rolled his eyes,

"Didn't the boy tell you? Jag comited suiside!"

Mahir frowned as he noticed the stains were on the back of the shirt and they looked kinda like Jag had been bashed on the head. But he shrugged and slipped the shirt on anyways, then pulled on the yellow vest.

"Good, now come over this way and get on the bike, we're doing a live show in three minutes,"

Qutub led Mahir over to a old dirt bike and handed him the key. Mahir tok the key and went to put it into the ingishion but paused,

"I want you to know that I would do anything for Bollywood, but I seem to be rather short on what it is that Iam to be doing. Also I missed lunch."

Just the Thin-short came running up to him holding a small raped bundle. Opening it Mahir relised what it was and wooped for joy,

"My sandwitch!"

"Ya, ya, ya. Eat your darn sandwitch and shut your mouth, were going around the "Well to Hell"

The End

How to Make a blog

Have you every wanted to make a blog? No? Thats okay, we'll make one anyway.
First, find a site that you've never heard of. For this I will use Blogger.com. Then try and and make an acount by retypeing your info over in the needed blanks over and over for two hours. If you do manage to get through; YAY!!! If not try on and off for two days, if even then the site refuses to let you have an account wait untill the last minte that the blog needs to be done and try again. It should now work, if the gnome dung site refuses still to let you sign up, find an internet hate form and proced to let the world know exactly how you feel.
Now lets assume that you did manage to create an account before you go on an internet rage, you will see a blank for you to name your blog. This can either be seen as a way to express your self almost as much as the blog itself, or as really anoying. Pick a name for you blog, its not like anyone reads them anyways. Then scroll through some really boring layouts and pick one that dosen't make you look like someones wanna-be parent trying to be trendy.
YAY, the final moment! You now have both a blogger.com account and the beginningss of a blog, to finish just type away to your hearts comtent about your (or your teachers) choosen subject.
THE END