Calgary Flames

The Calgary Flames are our top priority for the H1N1 vaccine. Why? Well for the most obvious reason would be as a Canadian citizen, could you live without hockey players? No. So we need to take the uttermost care of our sports persons or risk depriving ourselves of the most important part of Canadian culture. Canadian culture is rich with putting the traditional values above all else, like the hunting for seals. We up in this frigid waist-land need some connection to civilization, the sport of hockey is one of very few connections that we have. Hockey is a graceful sport where the men and women of our Arctic country dress in thick padding, welding long wooden sticks and chasing a rubber chunk, puck, around. Of course our proud and famous Calgary Flames deserve the best. When the average Joe has fear of Swine flu he can rest assured that someone hes never met, who's the picture of health and can afford the best medical treatments, will be taken care of.

It is a well known fact that hockey players travel, a lot. Not only do the travel for the same reasons as you or I, to see family for example, but hockey players travel as a part of their job. To entertain the masses they have to move their muscle bound frames from towns as north as Canada and as far south as the United States of America