The Lottery, Recreated

THE LOTTERY

CAST

Clint Eastwood as Old Man Warner

Hes really old and ugly, also in Gran Torino he plays a really real grumpy old man.

Dennis Waterman as Mr. Summers

Hes a brittish actor who plays Gerry Standing on the show "New Tricks". In the show hes the comic relief, and does the roll well. This would fit in with the storys accounting of Mr. Summers joking around with all the people who come to pick out their ticket.

Robert Pattinson as Mr. Adams

Because he plays a good moron. Also hes a ungodly bad actor, so for this role of a nervus moron he wont have to try to hard, because it wont make any difference. Plus his character is marryed to Jessica Simpson, see below.

Jessica Simpson as Mrs. Adams

Mostly because I runny out of actors I know, and because I real don't like her, shes not a good actress so she gets a minor role. And with Robert as Mr. Adams I can put two horrible actors together,maybe they'll get together and talk about horrible acting together.She should bring her dog and be a crazy dog lady.

Alan Rickman as Mr. Hutchinson

Because he played Severus Snape in "Harry Potter" and should be really off. The weird person that nobody talks to, he needs cats, lots and lots of cats and a knited swetter vest.

Emma Thompson as Mrs. Hutchinson

The only charatcter that I've ever seen her do was Sybill Trelawney from the "Harry potter"movies, but boy did she do it well. The character of Sybill is an anoying and slightly crazy person who, by the end of the movie everyone would be glad to see dead.

Alun Armstrong as Mr. Graves

Because he as a perfect minion face, he would also make a good Egor. I could just see him standing right behind Mr. Summers shoulder, with a creepy half grin.

_ as Mr. Martin

_ as Baxter Martin