How to Make a blog

Have you every wanted to make a blog? No? Thats okay, we'll make one anyway.
First, find a site that you've never heard of. For this I will use Blogger.com. Then try and and make an acount by retypeing your info over in the needed blanks over and over for two hours. If you do manage to get through; YAY!!! If not try on and off for two days, if even then the site refuses to let you have an account wait untill the last minte that the blog needs to be done and try again. It should now work, if the gnome dung site refuses still to let you sign up, find an internet hate form and proced to let the world know exactly how you feel.
Now lets assume that you did manage to create an account before you go on an internet rage, you will see a blank for you to name your blog. This can either be seen as a way to express your self almost as much as the blog itself, or as really anoying. Pick a name for you blog, its not like anyone reads them anyways. Then scroll through some really boring layouts and pick one that dosen't make you look like someones wanna-be parent trying to be trendy.
YAY, the final moment! You now have both a blogger.com account and the beginningss of a blog, to finish just type away to your hearts comtent about your (or your teachers) choosen subject.
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