The Lottery, Recreated

THE LOTTERY

CAST

Clint Eastwood as Old Man Warner

Hes really old and ugly, also in Gran Torino he plays a really real grumpy old man.

Dennis Waterman as Mr. Summers

Hes a brittish actor who plays Gerry Standing on the show "New Tricks". In the show hes the comic relief, and does the roll well. This would fit in with the storys accounting of Mr. Summers joking around with all the people who come to pick out their ticket.

Robert Pattinson as Mr. Adams

Because he plays a good moron. Also hes a ungodly bad actor, so for this role of a nervus moron he wont have to try to hard, because it wont make any difference. Plus his character is marryed to Jessica Simpson, see below.

Jessica Simpson as Mrs. Adams

Mostly because I runny out of actors I know, and because I real don't like her, shes not a good actress so she gets a minor role. And with Robert as Mr. Adams I can put two horrible actors together,maybe they'll get together and talk about horrible acting together.She should bring her dog and be a crazy dog lady.

Alan Rickman as Mr. Hutchinson

Because he played Severus Snape in "Harry Potter" and should be really off. The weird person that nobody talks to, he needs cats, lots and lots of cats and a knited swetter vest.

Emma Thompson as Mrs. Hutchinson

The only charatcter that I've ever seen her do was Sybill Trelawney from the "Harry potter"movies, but boy did she do it well. The character of Sybill is an anoying and slightly crazy person who, by the end of the movie everyone would be glad to see dead.

Alun Armstrong as Mr. Graves

Because he as a perfect minion face, he would also make a good Egor. I could just see him standing right behind Mr. Summers shoulder, with a creepy half grin.

_ as Mr. Martin

_ as Baxter Martin

The worst gift that I've ever gotten

The worst gift that I've ever gotten was a book. Now that my sound really odd coming from me, but its true. I actively discourage people from giving me books, I hate getting books as presents for lots of reasons. One main reason is that people never ask me what type of books I like before they get me one, they just get a book that they like, and very few of my friends/family read alot and my moms the only one who reads the same books as I do. Every other member of my family reads history, yes like text books, and even tough I can't name all the types of books that my friends read, I do know from asking them on occasion and gifts that I've been give that we don't read the same books.
Why do people buy me books for gifts when they know that I pertty much live at both the school and public libarys? Why would they waist their money and my time on something that I've probly already read or looked at and decied not to read it? I gess that they, when they see me, Iam always reading. So they think that I like books, why not get me a book? But it never occours to them that because Iam always reading that I may have already read whatever book they wish to get me or that I have no intension of reading it.
When I talk to my family and friends I always bring up horses, because I love horses. I would rather any horse related gift over that of a book. But to this day the only people who get me horse related gifts are Jessie, my mommy and dad, Kaitlyn my little sister, and once my grandpapa and mother. But no matter how much I hint at my distant family and friends horse related gifts are still in short supplie.

Calgary Flames

The Calgary Flames are our top priority for the H1N1 vaccine. Why? Well for the most obvious reason would be as a Canadian citizen, could you live without hockey players? No. So we need to take the uttermost care of our sports persons or risk depriving ourselves of the most important part of Canadian culture. Canadian culture is rich with putting the traditional values above all else, like the hunting for seals. We up in this frigid waist-land need some connection to civilization, the sport of hockey is one of very few connections that we have. Hockey is a graceful sport where the men and women of our Arctic country dress in thick padding, welding long wooden sticks and chasing a rubber chunk, puck, around. Of course our proud and famous Calgary Flames deserve the best. When the average Joe has fear of Swine flu he can rest assured that someone hes never met, who's the picture of health and can afford the best medical treatments, will be taken care of.

It is a well known fact that hockey players travel, a lot. Not only do the travel for the same reasons as you or I, to see family for example, but hockey players travel as a part of their job. To entertain the masses they have to move their muscle bound frames from towns as north as Canada and as far south as the United States of America